Zao an! I am the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, but that`s a mouthful to foreigners so let`s stick with 'Heilong' shall we? Or if you foreigners have a knotted tongue, Snoopy will do just as fine! Why Snoopy? Because he`s adorable and I want to take him for myself! Because daddy already has Hello Kitty, so I take Snoopy! It`s only logical and philosophical as Confucius would say himself! Damn straight! -slams hands on table forcefully-
Let`s talk about me! My daddy is China! I look up to him very much for being smart and almost I daresay immortal! I have no idea who mummy is, but I have great suspicions about Korea, Russia and Mongolia as they all border me. . . It`s rather nerve wracking, having all these noisy neighbours. So Snoopy will not give in to their rowdy ways! Indeed I shall!
Down south are my siblings and cousins! Guangdong, Hainan, Guangxi. . . -counts-
Also, I bet there are some of my cousins in those neighbouring countries! I shall really have to keep in touch with them more.
So as I leave you, I shall head off to the kitchen to boil me some yummy chicken soooup~!

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Greetings, aru~ I'm Taiwan, and not a part of China, aru~
Have you been drinkin` tea lately? I`ve mastered /tea skating/!!
-grabs random teapot and spills tea on the ground-
-attatches leaves to feet, and skates on the tea like a ballerina-
La la la la la la la la~
*stares at him, tilting her head*
Chimo!Whatisyourname? o.o *hides out of shyness*